vineri, 18 iulie 2008

Believe it or not...

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME... Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist and... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy;)

Recunosc ca nu am privit niciodata lucrurile asa, pana cand cei mai ochi verzi nu mi-au deschis poarta intelepciunii, luminandu-ma:*

2 comentarii:

Liana spunea...

Hahahaha! Tare asta

Ambasadoarea spunea...

Chiar ca;)